top of page
Cowboy Action Stages Logo - Creamy Vintage Style.png

Cowboy Action Stages

Movie / Theme
Line
Actor
Character
Generic
Aint no place I'd rather be
Generic
We can still Finish the job
Generic
What is this corn or Whiskey?
Generic
All right let em have it.
Generic
Let's not go ruin it by thinking too much?
Generic
Out here due process is a bullet
Generic
A fence post is more useful than you are
Generic
Seen better fights than this at a prayer meeting
John Wayne
Generic
He ain't all there is he?
Generic
Are you going to do something or just stand there and bleed?
Generic
It's getting to be ri-goddamn-diculous
John Wayne
Generic
Adios Buckaroos
Generic
Fire in the Hole!
Generic
We Don't cotton to your kind
Generic
My boots need a break
Generic
I don't mind shooting them for you
Generic
I thought I was going to get to kill someone today.
Generic
I wish you'd say what you mean
Generic
Bury 'em Deep!
Generic
Anytime Boys
Generic
I actually liked you until today.
Generic
It's a hell of a thing when you kill a man.
Generic
He's plumb Loco!
Generic
Hang em and Hang em High!
Generic
I admire a man with get up and go
Generic
You made your choice!
Hallelujah Trail
There now i see it
Hallelujah Trail
Just get on with it
Hallelujah Trail
Follow me men
Hallelujah Trail
What are you waiting for?
Hallelujah Trail
You better get out of here
Hallelujah Trail
We need us a plan
Hallelujah Trail
Keep moving
Hallelujah Trail
Duty is a cruel master
Hallelujah Trail
I will do it
Hallelujah Trail
You got me into this
High Plains Drifter
Yes You Do
Clint Eastwood
The Stranger
High Plains Drifter
Bout Time This Town Had A New Sheriff
Clint Eastwood
The Stranger
Hot Day
It's so hot my spurs are melting
Hot Day
It is so hot? I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.
Hot Day
It's so hot outside I saw a chicken poop scrambled eggs
Hot Day
Well it's certainly not cold
Hot Day
It so hot even these jokes aren't funny.
Hot Day
It's so hot my Pop Tarts popped
Hot Day
It's hotter than a 2 dollar....ahh heck never mind.
Hot Day
It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.
Hot Day
It's gonna get hot
Hot Day
It's so hot the chickens are laying hard boiled eggs
Hot Day
It's hotter than a cat on a tin roof
Hot Day
It is so hot, potatoes cook underground.
Hot Day
It's so hot granny farted just to get a little breeze.
Hot Day
It's so hot the cows are giving powdered milk
Hot Day
It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
Hot Day
It's so hot the corn field popped
Hot Day
It's dryer than a popcorn fart
Hot Day
It's so hot I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.
Hot Day
It's so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelet.
Hot Day
It's so hot the toads aren't horny.
Hot Day
It's hotter than a 2 dollar pistol
Lonesome Dove
You ride with an outlaw; you die with an outlaw.
Robert Duvall
Gus McCrae
Paint Your Wagon
Tell them you made a mistake
Paint Your Wagon
What’s the matter with you
Paint Your Wagon
Sugar guess who this is
Paint Your Wagon
I’m gonna bury them
Paint Your Wagon
Here it is
Paint Your Wagon
Are they dead?
Paint Your Wagon
Get out of my way
Paint Your Wagon
I don’t fight fair
Paint Your Wagon
I don’t want to hear about it
Paint Your Wagon
You wanna be next?
Paint Your Wagon
I like you
Paint Your Wagon
That was the best
Paint Your Wagon
I’ve got gold fever
Paint Your Wagon
Thats the best one
Paint Your Wagon
After you Columbus
Paint Your Wagon
I am on my way
Predator
I ain’t got time to bleed
Rio Bravo
Tryin' don't get it done
John Wayne
Sheriff John T. Chance
She Wore a Yellow Ribbon
Never apologize it's a sign of weakness.
John Wayne
Captain Nathan Brittles
Stagecoach
Well there's just some things a man can't run away from
John Wayne
Henry - The Ringo Kid
Tall in the saddle
It appears you don’t like me
Tall in the saddle
You two legged old side winder
Tall in the saddle
Thems fighten words partner
Tall in the saddle
I like grumpy old cusses
Tall in the saddle
I’ll do the thinken
Tall in the saddle
Theres gonna be trouble
Tall in the saddle
Have you gone plumb loco
Tall in the saddle
I’ve come for my money
Tall in the saddle
They gotta be big to beat me
Tall in the saddle
Boy oh boy has somebody come to town
Tall in the saddle
I will show you
Tall in the saddle
Not bad shooten
The Cowboys
We're burning daylight
John Wayne
Wil Andersen
The Friends of Eddie Coyle
Life is tough but it's tougher when you're stupid
Steven Keats
Jackie Brown
The Good The Bad and the Ugly
Every Gun Makes its own Tune
Clint Eastwood
Blondie
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
Eli Wallach
Tuco
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
I kill him and be right back.
Eli Wallach
Tuco
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Were you gonna die alone?
Clint Eastwood
Blondy
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
I'll kill them all.
Eli Wallach
Tuco
The Hateful Eight
My pistol plays a tune.
Kurt Russle
John 'The Hangman' Ruth

Lines

Here you can find Lines to add some fun to your stages.  The table is sorted in alphabetical order by the Movie/Theme.

If you have any Lines that you would like to add, use our Contact page and send them in!

bottom of page