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Cowboy Action Stages

Movie / Theme
Line
Actor
Character
A Fistfull of Dollars
I'm waiting for a man with a gun
Clint Eastwood
Man with no name
Christmas
Son of a nutcracker!
Christmas
Get the ELF out of here
Christmas
Sleigh What?!
Christmas
Yule be Sorry
Corner creek
Just do as i say
Corner creek
Now you see why i have to do it my way
Corner creek
I warned you
Corner creek
I heard you were out to get me
Corner creek
You murderess snake
Corner creek
I told you id draw lightning
Corner creek
Just the man I’m looking for sherif
Corner creek
You might not like what you see here
Corner creek
You should have done what you were told
Corner creek
I know what it means to win
Corner creek
Do your shooten somewhere else. I want to get some sleep
Elf - Christmas
He must be a South Pole elf
Will Ferrell
Buddy
Elf - Christmas
I just like to smile. Smiling?s my favorite
Will Ferrell
Buddy
Elf - Christmas
Does somebody need a hug?
Will Ferrell
Buddy
Elf - Christmas
There?s room for everyone on the Nice List!
Will Ferrell
Buddy
Elf - Christmas
Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
Will Ferrell
Buddy
Elf - Christmas
He's an angry elf
Will Ferrell
Buddy
For a Few Dollars More
Alive or Dead? It's Your Choice
Clint Eastwood
Monco
For a few dollars more
I’ll kill you for this
Generic
It's just a game
Generic
Little Late Big Guy
Generic
I wish you'd say what you mean
Generic
A Man ought to do what he thinks is best.
Generic
You done lost your nerve!
Generic
In general I've had a hell of a good time.
Generic
There are some men that need killing
Generic
Let's sting them a little more.
Generic
You crossed the line!
Generic
My boots need a break
Generic
Pick up your gun
Generic
How's that for fair?
Generic
If you're looking for trouble I'll accommodate ya
Generic
Uh where's that whiskey?
Generic
When's that train coming?
Generic
I Ride Alone
Generic
You're short on ears and long on mouth
John Wayne
Generic
I want justice!
Generic
A Shave and a hot Bath
Generic
It's just a game
Generic
Aint no place I'd rather be
Generic
We can still Finish the job
Generic
What is this corn or Whiskey?
Generic
All right let em have it.
Generic
Let's not go ruin it by thinking too much?
Generic
Out here due process is a bullet
Generic
A fence post is more useful than you are
Generic
Seen better fights than this at a prayer meeting
John Wayne
Generic
He ain't all there is he?
Generic
Are you going to do something or just stand there and bleed?
Generic
It's getting to be ri-goddamn-diculous
John Wayne
Generic
Adios Buckaroos
Generic
Fire in the Hole!
Generic
We Don't cotton to your kind
Generic
My boots need a break
Generic
I don't mind shooting them for you
Generic
I thought I was going to get to kill someone today.
Generic
I wish you'd say what you mean
Generic
Bury 'em Deep!
Generic
Anytime Boys
Generic
I actually liked you until today.
Generic
It's a hell of a thing when you kill a man.
Generic
He's plumb Loco!
Generic
Hang em and Hang em High!
Generic
I admire a man with get up and go
Generic
You made your choice!
High Plains Drifter
Yes You Do
Clint Eastwood
The Stranger
High Plains Drifter
Bout Time This Town Had A New Sheriff
Clint Eastwood
The Stranger
Hot Day
It's so hot my spurs are melting
Hot Day
It is so hot? I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.
Hot Day
It's so hot outside I saw a chicken poop scrambled eggs
Hot Day
Well it's certainly not cold
Hot Day
It so hot even these jokes aren't funny.
Hot Day
It's so hot my Pop Tarts popped
Hot Day
It's hotter than a 2 dollar....ahh heck never mind.
Hot Day
It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.
Hot Day
It's gonna get hot
Hot Day
It's so hot the chickens are laying hard boiled eggs
Hot Day
It's hotter than a cat on a tin roof
Hot Day
It is so hot, potatoes cook underground.
Hot Day
It's so hot granny farted just to get a little breeze.
Hot Day
It's so hot the cows are giving powdered milk
Hot Day
It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
Hot Day
It's so hot the corn field popped
Hot Day
It's dryer than a popcorn fart
Hot Day
It's so hot I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.
Hot Day
It's so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelet.
Hot Day
It's so hot the toads aren't horny.
Hot Day
It's hotter than a 2 dollar pistol
Lonesome Dove
You ride with an outlaw; you die with an outlaw.
Robert Duvall
Gus McCrae
Paint Your Wagon
Tell them you made a mistake
Paint Your Wagon
What’s the matter with you
Paint Your Wagon
Sugar guess who this is
Paint Your Wagon
I’m gonna bury them
Paint Your Wagon
Here it is
Paint Your Wagon
Are they dead?

Lines

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