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Cowboy Action Stages
Movie / Theme | Line | Actor | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
A Fistfull of Dollars | I'm waiting for a man with a gun | Clint Eastwood | Man with no name |
Christmas | Son of a nutcracker! | ||
Christmas | Get the ELF out of here | ||
Christmas | Sleigh What?! | ||
Christmas | Yule be Sorry | ||
Corner creek | Just do as i say | ||
Corner creek | Now you see why i have to do it my way | ||
Corner creek | I warned you | ||
Corner creek | I heard you were out to get me | ||
Corner creek | You murderess snake | ||
Corner creek | I told you id draw lightning | ||
Corner creek | Just the man I’m looking for sherif | ||
Corner creek | You might not like what you see here | ||
Corner creek | You should have done what you were told | ||
Corner creek | I know what it means to win | ||
Corner creek | Do your shooten somewhere else. I want to get some sleep | ||
Elf - Christmas | He must be a South Pole elf | Will Ferrell | Buddy |
Elf - Christmas | I just like to smile. Smiling?s my favorite | Will Ferrell | Buddy |
Elf - Christmas | Does somebody need a hug? | Will Ferrell | Buddy |
Elf - Christmas | There?s room for everyone on the Nice List! | Will Ferrell | Buddy |
Elf - Christmas | Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? | Will Ferrell | Buddy |
Elf - Christmas | He's an angry elf | Will Ferrell | Buddy |
For a Few Dollars More | Alive or Dead? It's Your Choice | Clint Eastwood | Monco |
For a few dollars more | I’ll kill you for this | ||
Generic | It's just a game | ||
Generic | Little Late Big Guy | ||
Generic | I wish you'd say what you mean | ||
Generic | A Man ought to do what he thinks is best. | ||
Generic | You done lost your nerve! | ||
Generic | In general I've had a hell of a good time. | ||
Generic | There are some men that need killing | ||
Generic | Let's sting them a little more. | ||
Generic | You crossed the line! | ||
Generic | My boots need a break | ||
Generic | Pick up your gun | ||
Generic | How's that for fair? | ||
Generic | If you're looking for trouble I'll accommodate ya | ||
Generic | Uh where's that whiskey? | ||
Generic | When's that train coming? | ||
Generic | I Ride Alone | ||
Generic | You're short on ears and long on mouth | John Wayne | |
Generic | I want justice! | ||
Generic | A Shave and a hot Bath | ||
Generic | It's just a game | ||
Generic | Aint no place I'd rather be | ||
Generic | We can still Finish the job | ||
Generic | What is this corn or Whiskey? | ||
Generic | All right let em have it. | ||
Generic | Let's not go ruin it by thinking too much? | ||
Generic | Out here due process is a bullet | ||
Generic | A fence post is more useful than you are | ||
Generic | Seen better fights than this at a prayer meeting | John Wayne | |
Generic | He ain't all there is he? | ||
Generic | Are you going to do something or just stand there and bleed? | ||
Generic | It's getting to be ri-goddamn-diculous | John Wayne | |
Generic | Adios Buckaroos | ||
Generic | Fire in the Hole! | ||
Generic | We Don't cotton to your kind | ||
Generic | My boots need a break | ||
Generic | I don't mind shooting them for you | ||
Generic | I thought I was going to get to kill someone today. | ||
Generic | I wish you'd say what you mean | ||
Generic | Bury 'em Deep! | ||
Generic | Anytime Boys | ||
Generic | I actually liked you until today. | ||
Generic | It's a hell of a thing when you kill a man. | ||
Generic | He's plumb Loco! | ||
Generic | Hang em and Hang em High! | ||
Generic | I admire a man with get up and go | ||
Generic | You made your choice! | ||
High Plains Drifter | Yes You Do | Clint Eastwood | The Stranger |
High Plains Drifter | Bout Time This Town Had A New Sheriff | Clint Eastwood | The Stranger |
Hot Day | It's so hot my spurs are melting | ||
Hot Day | It is so hot? I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts. | ||
Hot Day | It's so hot outside I saw a chicken poop scrambled eggs | ||
Hot Day | Well it's certainly not cold | ||
Hot Day | It so hot even these jokes aren't funny. | ||
Hot Day | It's so hot my Pop Tarts popped | ||
Hot Day | It's hotter than a 2 dollar....ahh heck never mind. | ||
Hot Day | It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell. | ||
Hot Day | It's gonna get hot | ||
Hot Day | It's so hot the chickens are laying hard boiled eggs | ||
Hot Day | It's hotter than a cat on a tin roof | ||
Hot Day | It is so hot, potatoes cook underground. | ||
Hot Day | It's so hot granny farted just to get a little breeze. | ||
Hot Day | It's so hot the cows are giving powdered milk | ||
Hot Day | It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog. | ||
Hot Day | It's so hot the corn field popped | ||
Hot Day | It's dryer than a popcorn fart | ||
Hot Day | It's so hot I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking. | ||
Hot Day | It's so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelet. | ||
Hot Day | It's so hot the toads aren't horny. | ||
Hot Day | It's hotter than a 2 dollar pistol | ||
Lonesome Dove | You ride with an outlaw; you die with an outlaw. | Robert Duvall | Gus McCrae |
Paint Your Wagon | Tell them you made a mistake | ||
Paint Your Wagon | What’s the matter with you | ||
Paint Your Wagon | Sugar guess who this is | ||
Paint Your Wagon | I’m gonna bury them | ||
Paint Your Wagon | Here it is | ||
Paint Your Wagon | Are they dead? |
Lines
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