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Cowboy Action Stages
Movie / Theme | Line | Actor | Character |
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A Fistfull of Dollars | I'm waiting for a man with a gun | Clint Eastwood | Man with no name |
Christmas | Son of a nutcracker! | ||
Christmas | Get the ELF out of here | ||
Christmas | Sleigh What?! | ||
Christmas | Yule be Sorry | ||
Elf - Christmas | He must be a South Pole elf | Will Ferrell | Buddy |
Elf - Christmas | I just like to smile. Smiling?s my favorite | Will Ferrell | Buddy |
Elf - Christmas | Does somebody need a hug? | Will Ferrell | Buddy |
Elf - Christmas | There?s room for everyone on the Nice List! | Will Ferrell | Buddy |
Elf - Christmas | Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? | Will Ferrell | Buddy |
Elf - Christmas | He's an angry elf | Will Ferrell | Buddy |
For a Few Dollars More | Alive or Dead? It's Your Choice | Clint Eastwood | Monco |
Generic | It's just a game | ||
Generic | Little Late Big Guy | ||
Generic | I wish you'd say what you mean | ||
Generic | A Man ought to do what he thinks is best. | ||
Generic | You done lost your nerve! | ||
Generic | In general I've had a hell of a good time. | ||
Generic | There are some men that need killing | ||
Generic | Let's sting them a little more. | ||
Generic | You crossed the line! | ||
Generic | My boots need a break | ||
Generic | Pick up your gun | ||
Generic | How's that for fair? | ||
Generic | If you're looking for trouble I'll accommodate ya | ||
Generic | Uh where's that whiskey? | ||
Generic | When's that train coming? | ||
Generic | I Ride Alone | ||
Generic | You're short on ears and long on mouth | John Wayne | |
Generic | I want justice! | ||
Generic | A Shave and a hot Bath | ||
Generic | It's just a game | ||
Generic | Aint no place I'd rather be | ||
Generic | We can still Finish the job | ||
Generic | What is this corn or Whiskey? | ||
Generic | All right let em have it. | ||
Generic | Let's not go ruin it by thinking too much? | ||
Generic | Out here due process is a bullet | ||
Generic | A fence post is more useful than you are | ||
Generic | Seen better fights than this at a prayer meeting | John Wayne | |
Generic | He ain't all there is he? | ||
Generic | Are you going to do something or just stand there and bleed? | ||
Generic | It's getting to be ri-goddamn-diculous | John Wayne | |
Generic | Adios Buckaroos | ||
Generic | Fire in the Hole! | ||
Generic | We Don't cotton to your kind | ||
Generic | My boots need a break | ||
Generic | I don't mind shooting them for you | ||
Generic | I thought I was going to get to kill someone today. | ||
Generic | I wish you'd say what you mean | ||
Generic | Bury 'em Deep! | ||
Generic | Anytime Boys | ||
Generic | I actually liked you until today. | ||
Generic | It's a hell of a thing when you kill a man. | ||
Generic | He's plumb Loco! | ||
Generic | Hang em and Hang em High! | ||
Generic | I admire a man with get up and go | ||
Generic | You made your choice! | ||
High Plains Drifter | Yes You Do | Clint Eastwood | The Stranger |
High Plains Drifter | Bout Time This Town Had A New Sheriff | Clint Eastwood | The Stranger |
Hot Day | It's so hot my spurs are melting | ||
Hot Day | It is so hot? I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts. | ||
Hot Day | It's so hot outside I saw a chicken poop scrambled eggs | ||
Hot Day | Well it's certainly not cold | ||
Hot Day | It so hot even these jokes aren't funny. | ||
Hot Day | It's so hot my Pop Tarts popped | ||
Hot Day | It's hotter than a 2 dollar....ahh heck never mind. | ||
Hot Day | It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell. | ||
Hot Day | It's gonna get hot | ||
Hot Day | It's so hot the chickens are laying hard boiled eggs | ||
Hot Day | It's hotter than a cat on a tin roof | ||
Hot Day | It is so hot, potatoes cook underground. | ||
Hot Day | It's so hot granny farted just to get a little breeze. | ||
Hot Day | It's so hot the cows are giving powdered milk | ||
Hot Day | It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog. | ||
Hot Day | It's so hot the corn field popped | ||
Hot Day | It's dryer than a popcorn fart | ||
Hot Day | It's so hot I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking. | ||
Hot Day | It's so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelet. | ||
Hot Day | It's so hot the toads aren't horny. | ||
Hot Day | It's hotter than a 2 dollar pistol | ||
Lonesome Dove | You ride with an outlaw; you die with an outlaw. | Robert Duvall | Gus McCrae |
Rio Bravo | Tryin' don't get it done | John Wayne | Sheriff John T. Chance |
She Wore a Yellow Ribbon | Never apologize it's a sign of weakness. | John Wayne | Captain Nathan Brittles |
Stagecoach | Well there's just some things a man can't run away from | John Wayne | Henry - The Ringo Kid |
The Cowboys | We're burning daylight | John Wayne | Wil Andersen |
The Friends of Eddie Coyle | Life is tough but it's tougher when you're stupid | Steven Keats | Jackie Brown |
The Good The Bad and the Ugly | Every Gun Makes its own Tune | Clint Eastwood | Blondie |
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly | When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk. | Eli Wallach | Tuco |
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly | I kill him and be right back. | Eli Wallach | Tuco |
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly | Were you gonna die alone? | Clint Eastwood | Blondy |
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly | I'll kill them all. | Eli Wallach | Tuco |
The Hateful Eight | My pistol plays a tune. | Kurt Russle | John 'The Hangman' Ruth |
The Hateful Eight | You know... looks can be deceiving. | Michael Madsen | Joe Gage |
The Hateful Eight | That's the thing about war Mannix, people die. | Samuel L. Jackson | Major Marquis Warren |
The Hateful Eight | You're gonna talk yourself to death. | Samuel L. Jackson | Major Marquis Warren |
The Hateful Eight | I'll do my best. | Bruce Dern | General Sandy Smithers |
The Hateful Eight | I'm the new sheriff! | Walton Goggins | Sheriff Chris Mannix |
The Hateful Eight | You still alive? | Samuel L. Jackson | Major Marquis Warren |
The Hateful Eight | Anyone else want to make a deal | Jennifer Jason Leigh | Daisy Domergue |
The Hateful Eight | Come out of there you bushwhacking sack shooter | Samuel L. Jackson | Major Marquis Warren |
The Hateful Eight | Please let me send this ugly son of a bitch to hell! | Walton Goggins | Sheriff Chris Mannix |
The Hateful Eight | I'm not dead yet. | Walton Goggins | Sheriff Chris Mannix |
The Hateful Eight | Well, I'll be double-dog damned! | Walton Goggins | Sheriff Chris Mannix |
The Hateful Eight | Well, cut my legs off and call me Shorty! | Walton Goggins | Sheriff Chris Mannix |
The Hateful Eight | Are you calling me a liar? | Damian Birchir | Bob |
The Hateful Eight | A bastard's work is never done. | Michael Madsen | Joe Gage |
The Hateful Eight | No one said this job was supposed to be easy. | Kurt Russle | John 'The Hangman' Ruth |
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance | This time right between the eyes | Lee Marvin | Liberty Valance |
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance | Give me a drink. | Edmond O'Brien | Dutton Peabody |
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance | Whoa take 'er easy there Pilgrim | John Wayne | Tom Doniphon |
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance | You lookin' for trouble | Lee Marvin | Liberty Valance |
The Outlaw Josey Wales | I reckon so | Clint Eastwood | Josey Wales |
The Outlaw Josey Wales | Dying Ain't Much of a Living Boy | Clint Eastwood | Josey Wales |
The Outlaw Josey Wales | Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie? | Clint Eastwood | Josey Wales |
The Searchers | That'll be the day. | John Wayne | Ethan Edwards |
The Shootist | Every young man feels the need to let the badger loose now and then | John Wayne | J.B. Books |
True Grit | How far up your ass do you want my boot? | John Wayne | Marshal Reuben |
True Grit | Fill your hands you son of a bitch! | John Wayne | Marshal Reuben |
True Grit | Lookin' back is a bad habit. | John Wayne | Marshal Reuben |
True Grit | I never trust a man that doesn't drink | John Wayne | Marshal Reuben |
True Grit | Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway | John Wayne | Marshal Reuben |
Two Mules for Sister Sara | Everybody's got a right to be a sucker once | Clint Eastwood | Hogan |
Unforgiven | We All Have it Coming Kid | Clint Eastwood | William 'Will' munny |
Unforgiven | It's A Hell Of A Thing Killin' A Man | Clint Eastwood | William 'Will' munny |
Unforgiven | I'm Here to Kill You | Clint Eastwood | William 'Will' munny |
Young Guns 2 | I Never Draw First! | Bon Jovi | Song |
Lines
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