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Cowboy Action Stages

Movie / Theme
Line
Actor
Character
A Fistfull of Dollars
I'm waiting for a man with a gun
Clint Eastwood
Man with no name
Christmas
Son of a nutcracker!
Christmas
Get the ELF out of here
Christmas
Sleigh What?!
Christmas
Yule be Sorry
Elf - Christmas
He must be a South Pole elf
Will Ferrell
Buddy
Elf - Christmas
I just like to smile. Smiling?s my favorite
Will Ferrell
Buddy
Elf - Christmas
Does somebody need a hug?
Will Ferrell
Buddy
Elf - Christmas
There?s room for everyone on the Nice List!
Will Ferrell
Buddy
Elf - Christmas
Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
Will Ferrell
Buddy
Elf - Christmas
He's an angry elf
Will Ferrell
Buddy
For a Few Dollars More
Alive or Dead? It's Your Choice
Clint Eastwood
Monco
Generic
It's just a game
Generic
Little Late Big Guy
Generic
I wish you'd say what you mean
Generic
A Man ought to do what he thinks is best.
Generic
You done lost your nerve!
Generic
In general I've had a hell of a good time.
Generic
There are some men that need killing
Generic
Let's sting them a little more.
Generic
You crossed the line!
Generic
My boots need a break
Generic
Pick up your gun
Generic
How's that for fair?
Generic
If you're looking for trouble I'll accommodate ya
Generic
Uh where's that whiskey?
Generic
When's that train coming?
Generic
I Ride Alone
Generic
You're short on ears and long on mouth
John Wayne
Generic
I want justice!
Generic
A Shave and a hot Bath
Generic
It's just a game
Generic
Aint no place I'd rather be
Generic
We can still Finish the job
Generic
What is this corn or Whiskey?
Generic
All right let em have it.
Generic
Let's not go ruin it by thinking too much?
Generic
Out here due process is a bullet
Generic
A fence post is more useful than you are
Generic
Seen better fights than this at a prayer meeting
John Wayne
Generic
He ain't all there is he?
Generic
Are you going to do something or just stand there and bleed?
Generic
It's getting to be ri-goddamn-diculous
John Wayne
Generic
Adios Buckaroos
Generic
Fire in the Hole!
Generic
We Don't cotton to your kind
Generic
My boots need a break
Generic
I don't mind shooting them for you
Generic
I thought I was going to get to kill someone today.
Generic
I wish you'd say what you mean
Generic
Bury 'em Deep!
Generic
Anytime Boys
Generic
I actually liked you until today.
Generic
It's a hell of a thing when you kill a man.
Generic
He's plumb Loco!
Generic
Hang em and Hang em High!
Generic
I admire a man with get up and go
Generic
You made your choice!
High Plains Drifter
Yes You Do
Clint Eastwood
The Stranger
High Plains Drifter
Bout Time This Town Had A New Sheriff
Clint Eastwood
The Stranger
Hot Day
It's so hot my spurs are melting
Hot Day
It is so hot? I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.
Hot Day
It's so hot outside I saw a chicken poop scrambled eggs
Hot Day
Well it's certainly not cold
Hot Day
It so hot even these jokes aren't funny.
Hot Day
It's so hot my Pop Tarts popped
Hot Day
It's hotter than a 2 dollar....ahh heck never mind.
Hot Day
It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.
Hot Day
It's gonna get hot
Hot Day
It's so hot the chickens are laying hard boiled eggs
Hot Day
It's hotter than a cat on a tin roof
Hot Day
It is so hot, potatoes cook underground.
Hot Day
It's so hot granny farted just to get a little breeze.
Hot Day
It's so hot the cows are giving powdered milk
Hot Day
It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
Hot Day
It's so hot the corn field popped
Hot Day
It's dryer than a popcorn fart
Hot Day
It's so hot I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.
Hot Day
It's so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelet.
Hot Day
It's so hot the toads aren't horny.
Hot Day
It's hotter than a 2 dollar pistol
Lonesome Dove
You ride with an outlaw; you die with an outlaw.
Robert Duvall
Gus McCrae
Rio Bravo
Tryin' don't get it done
John Wayne
Sheriff John T. Chance
She Wore a Yellow Ribbon
Never apologize it's a sign of weakness.
John Wayne
Captain Nathan Brittles
Stagecoach
Well there's just some things a man can't run away from
John Wayne
Henry - The Ringo Kid
The Cowboys
We're burning daylight
John Wayne
Wil Andersen
The Friends of Eddie Coyle
Life is tough but it's tougher when you're stupid
Steven Keats
Jackie Brown
The Good The Bad and the Ugly
Every Gun Makes its own Tune
Clint Eastwood
Blondie
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
Eli Wallach
Tuco
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
I kill him and be right back.
Eli Wallach
Tuco
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Were you gonna die alone?
Clint Eastwood
Blondy
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
I'll kill them all.
Eli Wallach
Tuco
The Hateful Eight
My pistol plays a tune.
Kurt Russle
John 'The Hangman' Ruth
The Hateful Eight
You know... looks can be deceiving.
Michael Madsen
Joe Gage
The Hateful Eight
That's the thing about war Mannix, people die.
Samuel L. Jackson
Major Marquis Warren
The Hateful Eight
You're gonna talk yourself to death.
Samuel L. Jackson
Major Marquis Warren
The Hateful Eight
I'll do my best.
Bruce Dern
General Sandy Smithers
The Hateful Eight
I'm the new sheriff!
Walton Goggins
Sheriff Chris Mannix
The Hateful Eight
You still alive?
Samuel L. Jackson
Major Marquis Warren
The Hateful Eight
Anyone else want to make a deal
Jennifer Jason Leigh
Daisy Domergue
The Hateful Eight
Come out of there you bushwhacking sack shooter
Samuel L. Jackson
Major Marquis Warren
The Hateful Eight
Please let me send this ugly son of a bitch to hell!
Walton Goggins
Sheriff Chris Mannix
The Hateful Eight
I'm not dead yet.
Walton Goggins
Sheriff Chris Mannix
The Hateful Eight
Well, I'll be double-dog damned!
Walton Goggins
Sheriff Chris Mannix
The Hateful Eight
Well, cut my legs off and call me Shorty!
Walton Goggins
Sheriff Chris Mannix
The Hateful Eight
Are you calling me a liar?
Damian Birchir
Bob
The Hateful Eight
A bastard's work is never done.
Michael Madsen
Joe Gage
The Hateful Eight
No one said this job was supposed to be easy.
Kurt Russle
John 'The Hangman' Ruth
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
This time right between the eyes
Lee Marvin
Liberty Valance
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
Give me a drink.
Edmond O'Brien
Dutton Peabody
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
Whoa take 'er easy there Pilgrim
John Wayne
Tom Doniphon
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
You lookin' for trouble
Lee Marvin
Liberty Valance
The Outlaw Josey Wales
I reckon so
Clint Eastwood
Josey Wales
The Outlaw Josey Wales
Dying Ain't Much of a Living Boy
Clint Eastwood
Josey Wales
The Outlaw Josey Wales
Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?
Clint Eastwood
Josey Wales
The Searchers
That'll be the day.
John Wayne
Ethan Edwards
The Shootist
Every young man feels the need to let the badger loose now and then
John Wayne
J.B. Books
True Grit
How far up your ass do you want my boot?
John Wayne
Marshal Reuben
True Grit
Fill your hands you son of a bitch!
John Wayne
Marshal Reuben
True Grit
Lookin' back is a bad habit.
John Wayne
Marshal Reuben
True Grit
I never trust a man that doesn't drink
John Wayne
Marshal Reuben
True Grit
Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway
John Wayne
Marshal Reuben
Two Mules for Sister Sara
Everybody's got a right to be a sucker once
Clint Eastwood
Hogan
Unforgiven
We All Have it Coming Kid
Clint Eastwood
William 'Will' munny
Unforgiven
It's A Hell Of A Thing Killin' A Man
Clint Eastwood
William 'Will' munny
Unforgiven
I'm Here to Kill You
Clint Eastwood
William 'Will' munny
Young Guns 2
I Never Draw First!
Bon Jovi
Song

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